Tuesday, January 27, 2009

I miss you Meshach!

My life lately has kind of reminded me of a book called "If you give a mouse a cookie." So, I've written my own version of the story called, "If the window on Nathan's car breaks."

Sunday was Dad's birthday dinner. Nathan and I decided to go up to Syracuse for his birthday dinner, but the very afternoon we chose to do that, the window of his car fell off of its track so that he couldn't roll it back up again. And so we begin...

If the window on Nathan's car breaks, you might decide that it is too cold and wet and snowy to take his car all the way to Syracuse. You may decide that your car is a better option and take it instead.

If you choose to take your own car instead, you might get to about North Salt Lake before your car overheats and you have to pull over to the side of the road. You may decide that you can't drive any further for fear of ruining your engine and choose to call your Dad (remember how it was his birthday) to ask him to tow you home.

If you choose to call your Dad and ask him to tow you home, you may have to wait inside your cold wet car for about an hour and a half while your parents drive down to come and save the day. While you are there, you may decide that you should have put up with the broken window in the first place. When your parents tow you home, your dad may let you take their car down to Salt Lake so that you can get to work. You may decide that is a great idea and take the car.

If your Dad chooses to let you take the car, you may try to take good care of it and make sure that all of the doors are locked before you go to bed. And then the next morning, you may discover that the locks on the doors are very hard to open... meaning you can't. You may choose to call Nathan to come and give you a ride to work instead.

If you choose to get a ride to work from Nathan, you may realize that you don't have any way to get home. You may also realize that the only one that knows how to unlock the car is your dad. So you may choose to call him to pick you up from work and drive you home to unlock the door.
If you call your Dad to come and help you unlock the door, he may be able to get the door open. Only, after getting the door open, you might find out that the door has gotten some water in it from the night before, is frozen solid, and refuses to shut again. The two of you may decide that the door needs to be warmed up so that the ice can melt. You may choose to ask your roommate to trade you places so that you can leave your car in the garage.

If you choose to put your car in the garage, you might also put a lamp inside the car and leave it on all night so that it can warm up the car. You may discover, however, that because the door won't shut, the overhead light in your car is also on. The only way to get it to turn off is to lean something against the door to keep the door shut and the light off. You do this, and go to bed, hoping that your car will work in the morning.

If you choose to put a lamp in your car all night, the next morning your car door with finally shut! However, you might also discover that the heavy object you put against the door wasn't heavy enough. Your overhead light may have been on all night and now your car might not start. You may choose to call Nathan again to come and save the day.

If you choose to call Nathan to save the day, you may discover once again that you have no way to get home from work. So, Nathan might have to come pick you up during his work break, and sacrifice his dinner and drive you home to try to jumpstart your car. On the way there, he may tell you that he fixed the window on his car so that it cannot fall down again. You may choose to breathe a sigh of relief, happy to hear that your troubles might end soon.


Or at least we hope! Let's all hope that Meshach returns home safe and sound. We miss you Meshach!

2 comments:

Danielle said...

Oh my goodness, I absolutely LOVED this story! You're hilarious! What a good way to write the story. Oh- but to clarify I really don't love everything you've had to go through. I hope it gets better! Thank goodness you have a super hero dad and knight in shining armor to save the day!

Nathan the Hairy One said...

When are you going to update your blog? It's been almost two weeks!